Monday, November 5, 2012
Countdown to The Balding Handbook
We're currently taking pre-orders for our next book, "The Balding Handbook" by David Stern. It ships on November 16th.
In the meantime, we'll bring you highlights, blurbs, and reasons to buy it.
In the first stage of grieving (Denial), a balding man will go to miraculous lengths to restore his hair. In Chapter 3, David debunks each and every one of them.
However, Stern also notes the 5 methods that have proven to work...
#1: Get bitten by a werewolf.
#2: Wear the enchanted skin of a dead wolf or werewolf.
#3: Drink water from a wolf's footprint.
#4: Eat a wolf's brain (a little cayenne pepper really brings out the flavor).
#5: Have sex with a werewolf and survive.
The Balding Handbook is available for pre-order today!